dear norman

Is it not enough that you've pee-killed three of our brand new plants in the backyard? Now you have to claim the boy's new sandbox as your bed?

And don't think I didn't see you when you lifted your head from Papa's brand-new pillow. We know it's comfortable, that's why we purchased THREE of them from the hotel. None of which was intended for you. BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU.

It's too bad your life is so hard.

Love,
Mama