quote of the day

Today I picked up a little tray of sushi from the co-op. When I picked the little dude up from pre-school, I told him I bought some sushi we could share. He said he wanted his own tray. I'm not one to indulge him that easily, but I thought about how much sushi I would get if we shared and I like me my sushi, so we went to the co-op to get him his own sushi. When we came home, we had this exchange:

MAMA: Buddy, I'm glad you like sushi.

ELIAN: Why?

MAMA: Well, it's nice that we can eat it together. Papa doesn't like sushi?

ELIAN: What's not to like about sushi? He's weird.

luckiest. mama. ever.

I snuck outside to sort the recycling. When I came back inside, the little man handed me this. Guess how long I'll be keeping it. That's right, forever. FOREVER!

a song in his heart

quote of the day

ELIAN: Are guests coming over, Mama?

MAMA: No. Why?

ELIAN: Why are you sweeping?

quote of the day

Actually today, there were two quotes of the day. First, I bring you the naughty quote:

ELIAN:
(In a fit of anger after an ugly game of Blokus) "Idon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapaIdon'tlikepapa"

And now for the funny one:

"I'm looking at you lovingly because I want you to get off my fish pillow."

special delivery

I'm gonna require a signature for this one.