Friday, March 06, 2009

a story as relayed by ed

A few weeks or months ago (I can't be trusted to keep track of time frames), Elian asked Ed how the steering wheel worked to steer the car. Ed explained it in most basic terms but when Elian asked how it attached to the wheels, Ed fell short of an explanation and said, "I'm really not quite sure how it's attached."

Fast forward to today. Elian goes to the bathroom and neglects to wash his hands afterwards. Ed says, "Hey Buddy, can you wash your hands?" And Elian asks, "How did you know I didn't wash my hands?" And Ed replies, "I know EVERYTHING..."

And Senior Smartypants says, "No, you don't. You don't know how the steering wheel works."

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