Dear Red Bull,
This evening I drank one of your caffeinated beverages fortified with Taurine. No, I do not intend to go to a rave. I was hoping to get a little work done while the little man slept. I was also hoping to match Ed's stay-up-late stamina and work laptop-to-laptop with him into the wee hours.
Well, Red Bull, I'm here to tell you that I have no wings. NO WINGS!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Goodnight.
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