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Let's say for a minute you were cutting up some chicken for your boy to eat. But let's just say the knife was upside-down. Then imagine, if you will, you're pressing on the back of the blade for leverage. Only it's not the back of the blade, it's the blade blade. Yeah, that doesn't feel so good. Especially when you say, later try putting your contact in with SALINE SOLUTION, using that same finger -- you know, the one with the inch-long gash down it?!?!?