We're in the process of getting new windows installed upstairs. The other day the window guy had this to report:
Window Guy: "Do you know that you have a little hole in your siding?"
Me: (thinking) "Oh, please don't be termites... please don't be termites" (note: we have aluminum siding)
Window Guy: "Yeah, it's a very small hole."
Me: (thinking) "Oh crap, it's mice...yes, special aluminum burrowing mice..."
Window Guy: "I hate to be the one to tell you guys this..."
Me: (thinking) "No wait, it's carpenter ants...We've got carpenter ants!!!"
Window Guy: "...but I know a lot about guns and ammunition and I'm pretty sure it's a bullet hole. Probably a 45 millimeter shotgun"
Me: (thinking) "PHEW!!! It's only a bullet hole."
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