giving his public what they want

I bet you're saying to yourself, I just don't hear enough about the boy's obsession with all things ball.

You're in luck, my friend. Hernan-dos is pleased to introduce the all-new Ball-of-the-Week feature (or BOTW for those of you playing at home).

Once I get my Official Ball Photographer on board with this, you will be treated to a ball (or several if it's a set) along with its nickname, where it came from, etc., once a week or thereabouts depending on the ambition level of myself and the Official Ball Photographer.

I KNOW, you can hardly wait -- can you!?!?!?