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Like most people, I tend to get some junk email and it's usually labelled as such by my email program. But this morning, when I got back from a meeting, there was an unflagged email labeled simply from "Norman". Other than our dog, I'm sad to say, I don't know any Normans so I was a bit suspicious. I thought it might be a little joke from the husband, reminding me to take Norman for a walk since we had to skip our morning routine. So I opened it. And it was a stock tip. That's when I pictured Norman sitting with a Wall Street Journal in his paws sending random stock tips from my computer. "Buy Purina."