Thursday, May 01, 2008

what a drive in the car has become*

ELIAN: What does that say?

MAMA: Left turn only.

ELIAN: What does that mean?

MAMA: Cars can only turn left from that lane.

ELIAN: What's a lane?

MAMA: That part of the street.

ELIAN: What does that say?

MAMA: No turn on red.

ELIAN: Why?

MAMA: Because they don't want you to turn right when the light is red.

ELIAN: Why?

MAMA: Because it's dangerous.

ELIAN: What does that say?

MAMA: I didn't see...

ELIAN: What does that say?

MAMA: I didn't see...

ELIAN: What does that say?

MAMA: Road closed.

ELIAN: What does that mean?

MAMA: You can't drive down that way.

ELIAN: Why?

MAMA: Because the road is closed.

ELIAN: Why?

MAMA: They're probably doing work down there.

ELIAN: What does that say?

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*This has NOT been embellished for purposes of entertainment.

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